Honest Job Posting #199
Position Title: Development Associate
Date: August 17, 2017
RBI-45 Communications is seeking a well-organized, detail-oriented and self-motivated individual to assist in fundraising efforts to match donor grants with private sector charitable-giving associations. We already have someone in mind.
Incumbent will be responsible for developing and implementing a comprehensive development strategy for all partner donor associations in conjunction with annual development goals. Incumbent will assist the executive director in coordinating a comprehensive strategy to spread democracy all over the world. Incumbent will not participate in “weekends.” Incumbent will always be upbeat.
Minimum: MBA/MD/PhD required. At least 50 years of fundraising experience. Ability to work in fast paced dynamic environment with little or no sleep. Ability to exist without oxygen is a plus.
Successful applicant will be fluent in Pashtun.
Send cover letter and resume to:
880 You Don’t Stand a Chance in Hell Blvd
No phone calls or emails please. Resume should have been submitted a really long time ago. Thank you for your interest.
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