The Subliminal Cover Letter

...For when your regular cover letter just isn't getting you noticed 

Samuel H

                     200 East ChicarellI

                                                                                                    Portland, OR

                                                                                                        Apt 22 E

     

Qualified@mail.coM

   (123) 555-0110 - cell phonE

                                               

Chase, Lanigan, and Fitzgerald     

12000 East 1058th Street, Suite 3200   

New York, NY 10001

           

Dear Sir or Madam:

I AM writing regarding THE job posting for the MANhattan office regional sales position with YOUr firm.  I WANT to MEntion that I have had ten years of work experience with the BETTER Business Bureau. I’ve worked with FASTER wholesale distributors on the West Coast, when I sold COOLERs for the high paced Overseas Refrigerator Export Market.  In my previous position, I proposed a STRONGER marketing approach to increase sales in the TOUGHER overseas markets.  I’ve enclosed my resume, and I LOOK forward to hearing from you. GOOD day.

 

BEST,

Sam

For more job hunting comedy, check out my book, "Job Hunter Road" on Amazon for 3.99. Thanks for stopping by.​

https://www.amazon.com/author/carlvmccoy