The Subliminal Cover Letter
...For when your regular cover letter just isn't getting you noticed
200 East ChicarellI
Apt 22 E
(123) 555-0110 - cell phonE
Chase, Lanigan, and Fitzgerald
12000 East 1058th Street, Suite 3200
New York, NY 10001
Dear Sir or Madam:
I AM writing regarding THE job posting for the MANhattan office regional sales position with YOUr firm. I WANT to MEntion that I have had ten years of work experience with the BETTER Business Bureau. I’ve worked with FASTER wholesale distributors on the West Coast, when I sold COOLERs for the high paced Overseas Refrigerator Export Market. In my previous position, I proposed a STRONGER marketing approach to increase sales in the TOUGHER overseas markets. I’ve enclosed my resume, and I LOOK forward to hearing from you. GOOD day.
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